Salt hair, no plan.
I write about the Florida Keys the way I actually live them: barefoot, sunburned in at least one place I forgot, and on a boat more often than is strictly reasonable. This is the long version of who is behind The Nauti Journal.
The long version
The Keys do not work like other places
Addresses here are mile markers. Directions are given in bridges. Sunset is not a time of day, it is an appointment that half the island keeps. The first thing the Florida Keys take from you is urgency, and the strange part is how quickly you stop wanting it back.
Northern roots, Florida Keys living. I grew up somewhere with real winters, the kind where you scrape a windshield in the dark and your car does not warm up until you have already arrived. I am not nostalgic about it. The day I understood I did not have to own a snow shovel anymore was one of the better days of my life.
Most of my good days happen on the water
There is a particular shade of water here that photographs badly and looks unbelievable in person — three feet deep over white sand, lit from above, so clear that the boat seems to be floating on nothing. That is where I want to be. Anchored off a sandbar with the engine off, close enough to hear other people laughing across the flats and far enough that nobody needs anything from me.
I have learned the things you only learn by being out there a lot. That the water is almost always calmest first thing in the morning. That an afternoon thunderhead building over the mainland is usually a warning worth taking seriously, and occasionally the best thing you will see all week. That a boat day is ninety percent logistics and ten percent the part everyone photographs. That sunscreen applied at the dock is not sunscreen applied at noon.
What I am like, honestly
Loud laugh. Bad at sitting still. Enthusiastic in a way that can be a lot before coffee. I will absolutely be the one suggesting we stay for one more swim when the light is going and everyone else is ready to head in. I am better at leaving the dock than at planning the day, which is why I am at my best on a boat and at my worst at a group dinner where somebody has to pick the restaurant.
I am also genuinely fond of this place in a way that goes past the postcard version. The Keys are not only turquoise water and frozen drinks. They are a working island chain with a stubborn, funny, weather-beaten population, hurricane seasons that focus the mind, and a habit of turning ordinary Tuesdays into something worth remembering. Living here is a lifestyle, but it is a real one.
Why this journal exists
Instagram is quick, and quick is good, but a photo caption cannot hold much. I wanted somewhere to put the longer version — the actual boat days, the beaches that are worth the drive and the ones that are not, what Key West is like during a festival week, what the water looks like in October versus February.
So this is a journal, not a travel guide. I am not going to pretend to be an authority on every mile marker in the chain. I am one person writing about the stretch of water I know well, roughly one proper story every few weeks, in whatever order the season hands them to me.
Where to start
If you are here because of a specific thing, Fantasy Fest 2026 is the page most people want in October. Otherwise the current issue is the front page of the journal, and Instagram is where the day-to-day lives. That account is the only public one that is mine.
The short version
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Come along for the ride.
New stories land here every few weeks. Everything in between — boat days, weather, the good light — goes to Instagram.